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Picking a Favorite Cactus

September 12, 2023 4:53 pm Published by Mac Leave a comment

Deciding which cactus is your favorite is one of those decisions that STICKS with ya

Station Report #5,342,618

June 21, 2023 10:33 am Published by Cash Leave a comment

Temperature: 78 degrees (like it always is, unless Corson visits) UV Index: 0 Wind: No (like it always is, unless Corson visits) Number of Visitors Since Last Report: 10,003 Supplies Needed: 2 Cases of Teraseraphic Soda, 1 Case of Bugles, 4 Lawrence and Debbie’s Chicken and Waffles stuffed, 6 David’s... Read More

A Poem About Scorpions

February 22, 2023 8:38 am Published by Mac Leave a comment

Mechanic here. Listen, y’all. I think it’s important that we take time to acknowledge that some of our fears about others are unfounded, and frankly, unfair. I think man’s fear of scorpions is a great example. I’m a great rhymer and am gooder than just about anyone I know when... Read More

How to Prepare a Microwavable Burrito Like Me

January 23, 2023 9:30 am Published by Mac Leave a comment

It has been said that there's no wrong way to microwave a burrito. Whoever said that is soooo dumb.