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Station Report #5,342,618

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Temperature: 78 degrees (like it always is, unless Corson visits) UV Index: 0 Wind: No (like it always is, unless Corson visits) Number of Visitors Since Last Report: 10,003 Supplies Needed: 2 Cases of Teraseraphic Soda, 1 Case of Bugles, 4 Lawrence and Debbie’s Chicken and Waffles stuffed, 6 David’s... Read More

A Poem About Scorpions

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Mechanic here. Listen, y’all. I think it’s important that we take time to acknowledge that some of our fears about others are unfounded, and frankly, unfair. I think man’s fear of scorpions is a great example. I’m a great rhymer and am gooder than just about anyone I know when... Read More