Picking a Favorite Cactus
Leave a commentDeciding which cactus is your favorite is one of those decisions that STICKS with ya
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A Poem About Scorpions
Leave a commentMechanic here. Listen, y’all. I think it’s important that we take time to acknowledge that some of our fears about others are unfounded, and frankly, unfair. I think man’s fear of scorpions is a great example. I’m a great rhymer and am gooder than just about anyone I know when... Read More
How to Prepare a Microwavable Burrito Like Me
Leave a commentIt has been said that there's no wrong way to microwave a burrito. Whoever said that is soooo dumb.