Please be careful what you feed the coyotes
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Listen, feeding the coyotes is not strictly prohibited, but for the love of all things holy
DO NOT GIVE THE COYOTES PICKLED PIGS FEET!
As we’ve warned travelers on several occasions, pickled pigs feet have been known to induce devastating degrees of sadness. While this may provide a therapeutic effect for those in need of a good cry, in coyotes, the result is….disturbing.
Have you ever heard a coyote howl? Sure you have, probably.
Have you ever heard a coyote cry-howl? You haven’t, because if you had you’d stop feeding them pickled pigs feet.
Please stop. Please. After you drive away, embarking on your journey across the Celestial Spheres, the cries remain here…with us….please stop
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