Author Archives for The Attendant 
Greetings, traveler! It’s one of the most interesting things you’ll encounter at Desert Skies: Our screaming ice machine. Definitely not something most visitors are prepared for, and it can result in feelings of fear, anxiety, and even guilt. Listen. As best we can tell, the ice is not actually feeling... Read More
Listen, feeding the coyotes is not strictly prohibited, but for the love of all things holy DO NOT GIVE THE COYOTES PICKLED PIGS FEET! As we’ve warned travelers on several occasions, pickled pigs feet have been known to induce devastating degrees of sadness. While this may provide a therapeutic effect... Read More
It is. I promise. Don’t be mad. It will be worth it
Greetings Travelers, This is the Attendant. I really hope you’ve stopped at one of our communication stations and are reading this, otherwise I’m writing in vain. I wanted to make you aware of some products that we’ve recently discovered may not be safe to consume or have near your person.... Read More
Sooooooo, you’re dead. 🪦 Hey, that’s okay! We all die. No biggie. But now that you’re dead, you find yourself pulling up to a (DUH-DUH-DUH!) gas station. If that freaks you out, don’t worry. Lots of people who visit Desert Skies aren’t sure what to do when they first get... Read More
There are three known planes of existence (The Physical, The Astral, and…whatever the Third One is). The Astral Plane exists between The Physical plane and the Third One. Death in the Physical Plane leads to your existence transferring to the Astral Plane. The Astral Plane contains thirty-three Spheres, beginning with... Read More
We’re so glad you’re here. Desert Skies is an Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station dedicated to providing those new to this side of existence with the provisions needed to make their journey safe, simple, and memorable. You’ll have everything you could possibly need when you embark across the .... Read More