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Desert Skies is Returning!

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If you haven’t already heard the news, Desert Skies is returning on October 6th. I could not be more excited! Early listens to the premiere have been so overwhelmingly positive (I have the kindest fans in the world) and I think you’re going to love it! What should you do... Read More

A Big Apple Sized Thank You

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I wanted to extend my sincere gratitude to everyone that helped make the trip to New York possible. We saw many sights during our visit. Strolled through Central Park, ate some fantastic bagels and pizza. Met some really really great folks. Saw some long-distance friends and family in their natural... Read More

Reflections On Our Screaming Ice Dispenser

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Greetings, traveler! It’s one of the most interesting things you’ll encounter at Desert Skies: Our screaming ice machine. Definitely not something most visitors are prepared for, and it can result in feelings of fear, anxiety, and even guilt. Listen. As best we can tell, the ice is not actually feeling... Read More

Please be careful what you feed the coyotes

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Listen, feeding the coyotes is not strictly prohibited, but for the love of all things holy DO NOT GIVE THE COYOTES PICKLED PIGS FEET! As we’ve warned travelers on several occasions, pickled pigs feet have been known to induce devastating degrees of sadness. While this may provide a therapeutic effect... Read More