DO NOT STOP FOR SPHERE MOVERS! DO NOT LET THE COYOTE STEAL YOUR CAR! DO be sure to grab one of your road trip favorites inside the station!
Latest PostsWe’re so glad you’re here. Desert Skies is an Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station dedicated to providing those new to this side of existence with the provisions needed to make their journey safe, simple, and memorable. You’ll have everything you could possibly need when you embark across the .... Read More
It is. I promise. Don’t be mad. It will be worth it
Greetings Travelers, This is the Attendant. I really hope you’ve stopped at one of our communication stations and are reading this, otherwise I’m writing in vain. I wanted to make you aware of some products that we’ve recently discovered may not be safe to consume or have near your person.... Read More
Stranger Than Fiction So, let’s start with the weird stuff first Yesterday my mom sent me this photo. Turns out that my great-grandfather owned a gas station (one nearly identical to Desert Skies) in a small town in Arizona. Coincidence? Ordained by the Superiors? You decide. Where the Show is... Read More
Mechanic here. Listen, y’all. I think it’s important that we take time to acknowledge that some of our fears about others are unfounded, and frankly, unfair. I think man’s fear of scorpions is a great example. I’m a great rhymer and am gooder than just about anyone I know when... Read More
Dear Fans, Friends, and Foes (Seriously, if you’re my foe, why? I love you, friend. Let’s drop the quarrel) The Show is Back… …which begs the question, where did the show go? Welp, a little backstory. When I first created Desert Skies it was meant to take place during a... Read More
01000111 01110010 01100101 01100101 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011…. Oh! My apologies, traveler. Sometimes I forget that my primary written language output was not designed to be understood by humans (Though occasionally, some of our less sociable human visitors with degrees in advanced computer sciences will understand) Let’s try again,... Read More
It has been said that there's no wrong way to microwave a burrito. Whoever said that is soooo dumb.
Sooooooo, you’re dead. 🪦 Hey, that’s okay! We all die. No biggie. But now that you’re dead, you find yourself pulling up to a (DUH-DUH-DUH!) gas station. If that freaks you out, don’t worry. Lots of people who visit Desert Skies aren’t sure what to do when they first get... Read More
There are three known planes of existence (The Physical, The Astral, and…whatever the Third One is). The Astral Plane exists between The Physical plane and the Third One. Death in the Physical Plane leads to your existence transferring to the Astral Plane. The Astral Plane contains thirty-three Spheres, beginning with... Read More