Thank you for applying for a position at Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. We were very impressed with your application, but unfortunately you will not be moving forward as a candidate.
The reasons for our decision:
– The position you applied for is already filled
– You are still alive
IMPORTANT: Do not attempt to change your existence status from “Alive” to “Dead” in an effort to improve your chances at getting hired. Any act intended to expedite your arrival in the Astral Plane prematurely, including poor nutrition practices, will result in a permanent ban on all future application attempts.
Thank you again for your application. We hope to not see you soon.
Sincerely yours,
C.A.S.H Register
Director of Hiring